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Posted December 09, 2014
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Ragnarblackmane: If I might be so bold, I rp'd a dwarven warpriest/skald on a NWN server and wrote some "sagas" celebrating the exploits of himself and his companions...

Seven did travel, War-clad shining...
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Stilton: I just read that through - really good. Terrific atmosphere. I could see heavy skies and rocky outcrops, blood and bonding, peoples trying to survive. Loads of depth. Excellent.

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CarrionCrow: I can do basic math in my head. You're lucky, it's like having a spastic with a calculator in there. Tried to get it out with a corkscrew once, sneezed at a bad moment and nearly punctured my carotid. -laughs-
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Stilton: That's the closest I've come to vomiting laughter and passing arse-destroying wind at the same time all week. Please put out a warning next time.
-tapes sign to Stilton's lower back- WARNING. GEYSER MAY VENT FREQUENTLY, VIOLENTLY AND WITHOUT WARNING. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION.
Posted December 09, 2014
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AgentBirdnest: I'm only 32% Viking :(
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Stilton: You're in, and so is BirdyBobbin...blubber....bluebell...... Your bird ;-)
Yay! I feel so... Something!

And his name is Bumberluppins.

edit - Bumberninja'd by Hyper
Post edited December 09, 2014 by AgentBirdnest
Posted December 09, 2014
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Stilton: You're in, and so is BirdyBobbin...blubber....bluebell...... Your bird ;-)
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AgentBirdnest: Yay! I feel so... Something!

And his name is Bumberluppins.

edit - Bumberninja'd by Hyper
Do apologise to Bumberluppins for me. There's some birdseed and a small trilby in your hut.
Posted December 09, 2014
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Stilton: Do apologise to Bumberluppins for me. There's some birdseed and a small trilby in your hut.
He accepts your gift, and gives a gift in return ;-)
Posted December 09, 2014
A message for the ladies:

I apologize if the last two sentences of post # 2547 caused you any alarm or discomfort. CarrionCrow caught me unawares and for a moment I feared that medical intervention may be required (fortunately it wasn't).

I will do my best to avoid similar outbursts in the future, but when the pressure builds at roughly the speed of light at both ends, I'm afraid I can make no guarantees.

Please proceed with caution....
Posted December 09, 2014
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Ragnarblackmane: If I might be so bold, I rp'd a dwarven warpriest/skald on a NWN server and wrote some "sagas" celebrating the exploits of himself and his companions...
Very nice!!
Posted December 09, 2014
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Stilton: Do apologise to Bumberluppins for me. There's some birdseed and a small trilby in your hut.
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AgentBirdnest: He accepts your gift, and gives a gift in return ;-)
Thank you AgentB, that was completely unexpected. And thank you Bumberluppins, too.
Posted December 09, 2014
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Stilton: A message for the ladies:

I apologize if the last two sentences of post # 2547 caused you any alarm or discomfort. CarrionCrow caught me unawares and for a moment I feared that medical intervention may be required (fortunately it wasn't).

I will do my best to avoid similar outbursts in the future, but when the pressure builds at roughly the speed of light at both ends, I'm afraid I can make no guarantees.

Please proceed with caution....
That's right, ladies, Stilton is not only a stout and mighty Viking, a witty and eloquent bard, he is also a walking intestinal volcano!
Stand back and watch him go! Will it end in laughter? Will it end in tears? Will it end with someone saying, "I can't believe I have to scrub the frigging ceiling..." Who knows!?!?!

(Going to toot my own horn slightly and put myself in the running for best wingman EVER. If someone doesn't swoon over a pitch like that, there's no hope or joy left in this world....)
Post edited December 09, 2014 by CarrionCrow
Posted December 09, 2014
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Stilton: A message for the ladies:

I apologize if the last two sentences of post # 2547 caused you any alarm or discomfort. CarrionCrow caught me unawares and for a moment I feared that medical intervention may be required (fortunately it wasn't).

I will do my best to avoid similar outbursts in the future, but when the pressure builds at roughly the speed of light at both ends, I'm afraid I can make no guarantees.

Please proceed with caution....
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CarrionCrow: That's right, ladies, Stilton is not only a stout and mighty Viking, a witty and eloquent bard, he is also a walking intestinal volcano!
Stand back and watch him go! Will it end in laughter? Will it end in tears? Will it end with someone saying, "I can't believe I have to scrub the frigging ceiling..." Who knows!?!?!

(Going to toot my own horn slightly and put myself in the running for best wingman EVER. If someone doesn't swoon over a pitch like that, there's no hope or joy left in this world....)
You've got my vote. Everyone knows the ladies love a walking intestinal volcano. Erh... don't they?
Posted December 09, 2014
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CarrionCrow: That's right, ladies, Stilton is not only a stout and mighty Viking, a witty and eloquent bard, he is also a walking intestinal volcano!
Stand back and watch him go! Will it end in laughter? Will it end in tears? Will it end with someone saying, "I can't believe I have to scrub the frigging ceiling..." Who knows!?!?!

(Going to toot my own horn slightly and put myself in the running for best wingman EVER. If someone doesn't swoon over a pitch like that, there's no hope or joy left in this world....)
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adaliabooks: You've got my vote. Everyone knows the ladies love a walking intestinal volcano. Erh... don't they?
Ladies....gentlemen....small animals....really any creature that recognizes beauty and is capable of awe. =)
Posted December 09, 2014
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CarrionCrow: (Going to toot my own horn slightly and put myself in the running for best wingman EVER. If someone doesn't swoon over a pitch like that, there's no hope or joy left in this world....)
Loyalty like this is, well, I simply don't know what to say...

EXCEPT -- Is Shadow Warrior any good, and if someone tries to gift it to me I will probably bite them in the head.
Post edited December 09, 2014 by Stilton
Posted December 09, 2014
Thar' She Blows!!!!!


Nice one Stilton. ;)
Posted December 09, 2014
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donsanderson: Thar' She Blows!!!!!

Nice one Stilton. ;)
All I can say is it was lucky my feet were strapped firmly in my stirrups, otherwise I'd've landed somewhere with a totally different climate.
Post edited December 09, 2014 by Stilton
Posted December 09, 2014
Got Shadow Warrior 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Posted December 09, 2014
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CarrionCrow: (Going to toot my own horn slightly and put myself in the running for best wingman EVER. If someone doesn't swoon over a pitch like that, there's no hope or joy left in this world....)
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Stilton: Loyalty like this is, well, I simply don't know what to say...

EXCEPT -- Is Shadow Warrior any good, and if someone tries to gift it to me I will probably bite them in the head.
I am so tempted to gift you that, just so you can approach me for the head biting. When you do, I'll be sure to have a lit match on-hand.
If we could time it right, it'd not only be an impromptu fireworks display, you could actually say with a straight face that you LITERALLY have zazz coming out of your ass. =)
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