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Oh, tracking thread. Some cool edits in that post of mine. Buried in an instant! TRACKERRRSSSS! ;)
Well, I now have one less of those really annoyingly noticeable items on my list, thanks to Hyper. Feel free to pick a post of theirs and pelt them with +1's for their continued generosity. =)
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adaliabooks: Thank you fine bard, the horses are most grateful.

Edit: Also, I got 73%, so am I in too? :)
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Stilton: You can come in for nothing - we need someone to record our mighty exploits, and I can think of no one better ;-)
Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
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CarrionCrow: Well, I now have one less of those really annoyingly noticeable items on my list, thanks to Hyper. Feel free to pick a post of theirs and pelt them with +1's for their continued generosity. =)
Duly pelted.
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Stilton: You can come in for nothing - we need someone to record our mighty exploits, and I can think of no one better ;-)
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trentonlf: Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
To be honest I don't think any of us can... ;-)
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trentonlf: Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
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Stilton: To be honest I don't think any of us can... ;-)
I can do basic math in my head. You're lucky, it's like having a spastic with a calculator in there. Tried to get it out with a corkscrew once, sneezed at a bad moment and nearly punctured my carotid. -laughs-
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Stilton: You can come in for nothing - we need someone to record our mighty exploits, and I can think of no one better ;-)
If I might be so bold, I rp'd a dwarven warpriest/skald on a NWN server and wrote some "sagas" celebrating the exploits of himself and his companions...

Seven did travel, War-clad shining
Brakk and Torgar, of Moradin's Folk
Dina Correllon-born
Joshua, Joric, Shaina and Muhl
Born of Men, Warriors, Priestess and Priest
Hewed the Orc, many were Felled
Battle-lines held, Shields unbroken
Firm in the face of Death

Strife ensued, between the Men
As they are wont to do
Words over Spoils, Harsh and Grim
Oaths spat in Anger
Joric and Muhl near to Blows did come
Shaina pleading, they adhered
So Six there were, Mulhorandi leaving
Delved did we, into Orc Lair

Into Battle we Strove
Many did we Cleave
Stone as ever proved our Ally
Strength provided by Clangeddin's Might
Footprints discovered, a Child of Men
Great Wrath was felt, made us overeager
Came to with Orcblooded standing over us
Grudgingly admitted our skill,called us trespassers

Orcblood raised by one half, taught by another
A chieftain to these savages
Swore to return Child safely
Bitterly we left
Swearing to return
Not countenance defeat
Strong Allies Together
Will Venture again


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Woman Loria boasted, showing Oghrann Kuld
Proclaimed Her's by Right of Spoils
Found on long-slain Kin
No choice but to accept for now
Offered did She to prove Her Worth
To Kin Brakk and I, Torgar
She ventured with suspect priest Kross and Halfblood Yothaire
We Dwarves joined, I Asked Clangeddin for Wisdom

Ventured did We, for Giantfoes to Hunt
Upon the Heights of the Storm Horns, Orcs were Hewed
Then a Glorious encounter, a True Honor
Silver Dragon did speak to Us, Lothriniax the name
Magnanimous Tidings were Given, Humbled was I
She praised our Prowess, seeing many Orcs slain
A Dire Warning of a White sighted,
Further thanks given, to the Mighty Wyrm, and Father of Battles

To Espar We traveled, met by the Man Haven
Sun-touched He has been, but claims now to be cured
Spoke of a Celestial gift, an Angel he restored
Proof asked for, he showed a feather
Then a Mighty Sword, a gift He claimed
Joined us to Hunt the Giantfoes
Fierce combat was given, our Foes pressed us
We Slew them all, laying them out


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Many in these lands whose true selves are hid
Though every stone may hide a gem
Meseems these few hath proven Honorable allies
These Honorable Samman, proud I am to know
Ivan Battlemane, a Kuldar-born, noble in bearing
Brakk Blackore, battle-lusty, his Forge burns hot
Haggard Stoneblood, stout in battle, stern of character
Thanks given to the Allfather for these Kin
Others there are, and others there will be
Elf maiden Keth-dho'Llae patient and wise, unlike most of her Kin
Lili Lannes, a Hin of pure heart, shaft of light in darkest depths
Joric Battle-born, wise in war, but still a Man
Haven Arnimane, goodly I deem, but proud to a fault
The Man Mihail of Damara, noble of intent, but less bearded than he deems
Cassie Clearwater, a Hin kindly in spirit
Kaliya the monk, Honorable Woman though she is of Thay
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Stilton: To be honest I don't think any of us can... ;-)
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CarrionCrow: I can do basic math in my head. You're lucky, it's like having a spastic with a calculator in there. Tried to get it out with a corkscrew once, sneezed at a bad moment and nearly punctured my carotid. -laughs-
LOL

Well the last mafia game adalibooks was under scrutiny and did some bad math. He was lynched shortly after. Although not because of the math, but I'm sure it factored in ;-)
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Stilton: You can come in for nothing - we need someone to record our mighty exploits, and I can think of no one better ;-)
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trentonlf: Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
I think you will find that it was division I struggled with... <_< >_>

Anyway, I'm a Viking now, Vikings have no need for math!
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trentonlf: Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
Actually, he's got a bit of an issue with the mathematical operation of division.

EDIT: ninja'd by adaliabooks himself.
Post edited December 09, 2014 by HypersomniacLive
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trentonlf: Just don't ask him to do anything requiring math, he says that he works with numbers but he doesn't know how to multiply properly ;-)
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HypersomniacLive: Actually, he's got a bit of an issue with the mathematical operation of division.

EDIT: ninja'd by adaliabooks himself.
It's ok, I'm all better now! Probably...

Just don't ask me to do any maths...
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Stilton: You can come in for nothing - we need someone to record our mighty exploits, and I can think of no one better ;-)
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Ragnarblackmane: If I might be so bold, I rp'd a dwarven warpriest/skald on a NWN server and wrote some "sagas" celebrating the exploits of himself and his companions...

Seven did travel, War-clad shining...
I just read that through - really good. Terrific atmosphere. I could see heavy skies and rocky outcrops, blood and bonding, peoples trying to survive. Loads of depth. Excellent.

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Stilton: To be honest I don't think any of us can... ;-)
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CarrionCrow: I can do basic math in my head. You're lucky, it's like having a spastic with a calculator in there. Tried to get it out with a corkscrew once, sneezed at a bad moment and nearly punctured my carotid. -laughs-
That's the closest I've come to vomiting laughter and passing arse-destroying wind at the same time all week. Please put out a warning next time.
Post edited December 09, 2014 by Stilton
I'm only 32% Viking :(
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AgentBirdnest: I'm only 32% Viking :(
You're in, and so is BirdyBobbin...blubber....bluebell...... Your bird ;-)

Get your trilby and warm by the fire....
Post edited December 09, 2014 by Stilton
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Stilton: You're in, and so is BirdyBobbin...blubber....bluebell...... Your bird ;-)
Bumberluppins.