Stilton: Miss Beatrice and Lady Farthington garnered laughter, but I've a feeling they won't make it to the final list...
...and bait and morsel (someone's thinking along my lines) was met with, to quote: 'That's just mean.' Which we can reasonably conclude means they have been rejected, unless nothing else comes along, in which case they could be in with a shout...
Maybe not, but it got a laugh, and now I've got the image of guinea pigs wearing bonnets and sipping tea....
Miss Beatrice has a human voice and Lady Farthington just shrieks profanities in between imploring Beatrice to pick hallucinatory cockroaches off of her.
"I saw the most beautiful set of fine china today, Lady Farthington. The flower pattern was truly exquisite, I wish you could have seen it."
"AHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY HAIR, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY FLESH, PASS ME THE FORK SO I CAN RELEASE THEM AND END THIS SUFFERING, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!"
"Oh, Lady Farthington, you are always a delight to spend the afternoon with...."