Tarnicus: I pop in to say hi and see that I have entered mid-battle and left my sword and shield in my locker.
Perhaps the pen may be mightier than the sword in this case, especially when used as a weapon aimed at the throat or other vital spot :P
j0ekerr: Nothing beats an AK-47.
Well perhaps a M1 Abrams.
I'd take a knife over a sword any day, and a pen is much deadlier than people realise. We are very limited in Australia as to what we can carry to defend ourselves(which I'm thankful for but wish our police didn't carry guns). I've done a little training with a couple of styles with a sword and would still prefer something that caters to speed rather than reach, as speed closes the distance, especially vs someone untrained.
A bow beats an AK-47 depending on the context. I've always thought it strange in survival situations where a series of tools are offered how people preference guns over bows. Guns alert everyone within a 5km+ radius that you are there the moment you shoot. Not a good idea in a post-apocalyptic scenario with roving bands of thieves, rapists and murderers. Stealth is the key. That is how the last pockets of indigenous populations around the world survived colonisation the longest. Guns didn't defeat them, stealing hunting grounds and starvation did in most cases. And then there's maintenance and ammunition. Nope I'd choose my compound bow any day over a gun :)
An M1 Abrams is easily defeated by running out of fuel :P