bevinator: When I go to prison for something horrible, I'd like to have a fictional cellmate as well. It would save me a lot of trouble, I'm sure. We could hatch evil half-fictional schemes together, we could play Carcassonne in our free time, and I'd never have to worry about arguing over who gets the top bunk! Besides, I hear the other inmates tend to leave you alone if you're completely crazy, which helps too!
This has got to be the craziest thing I have read in a while. Emperor Hawthorn being a dictator, doesn't mean that he molested children. I will admit though, it would be hilarious if Sandusky woke up in his cell to see Emperor Hawthorn: "Whats up?" Rofl.
