hi all,

this might seem odd, but nothing's farther away from the truth... what I want you to do is to describe the way you'd kill Kunovski (no worries, no suicide tendencies here, just looking for some really funny/weird/bloody posts :D

ok, ok, let me start:

I'd wrap a phone cable around his neck, sit him in a rolling chair and kick him through a glass wall out of the 75th floor of a high building, die-hard style!!!

your turn! :D

(ok, to make this less creepy, whoever posts a really good way will get a 5,99 game from me)

Drowning you in old men tears sounds good.

Surround him with a dozen Banelings, and then make him have sex with them.

I'm gonna dump you stranded on desert island; whether you're going to be dead meat or die from starvation. Both are fine to me.

Kunovski will sleep with the fishes - wearing his new cement shoes.

I'd have him stoned to death for complementing his wife's halibut

DEATH OF A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS!

are you sure he wouldn't survive that? ;)

Close him in an empty room and force him to listen to the election campaign bullshit of all Czech political parties non-stop. After some time he will get several seemingly harmless items (a spoon, wooden stick, anything). He will be so desperate that he will try to kill himself ASAP lest he had to listen to those politicians any longer.

Yes, I am that evil...

Forcing you to play Clive Barker's Jericho and Blood 2.

forcing you to watch repeatedlly Meet the Spartans

Death by Snooki.

I'm surprised to see that you survived.

Tickle him until he dies... I've heard is possible.
If that fails I'll deprave him of GOG games/site access. That will surely do it...

edit: spelling