Killing Kunovski is all well and good, but I wanna make some money in the process. This is my plan:

- Build a clear lexan box, drill air holes in the top, and seal Kunovski (that poor bastard) inside. Provide a water supply.
- Take the Kunovski-laden box to an art gallery. Kunovski is now "performance" art, and his performance is simply this: starving to death. Thank you, Free Speech!
- Charge an entrance fee. Sell tchotchkes and snacks.
- Also, set up a pay-to-view website. People are fascinated by death so this would rake in a whole bunch o' money. Host the servers offshore.
- Set up a gambling site, taking bets on the timing of various stages of the dying process. Again, offshore.
- Meantime, secretly (so they don't know it's me) create a protest group to fight for the release of Kunovski. Sell t-shirts (profit). Sell rubber wristbands (profit). Hold awareness concerts (profit). Write a Christmas "Save Kunovski" song, invite Bono, Sting, Cher, Charo, Jewel, and other artists with only one name (to show solidarity with the one-name Kunovski) to record it. Sell millions (profit).

- And the best part: get federal funding to do this, through the National Endowment for the Arts.

Kunovski, I'll share, say, 10% of the profits with your wife / girlfriend, with a bonus 5% if she's a hottie. And I'll be certain to give her "comfort" after your passing.

I'm currently taking donations for both the performance art and the effort to save him, so feel free to contribute early and often.



(If I win, give the GOG to someone else - I'm already making millions from this. 1% - here I come!)