On this, my 1000th day on GOG, I thought it time to give a little something back. But, I thought, it must really go to someone deserving.

So, how poor are you? At the end of the day I will read your answers, and the most pitiable and pathetic protestation of penury will receive a GOG of your choice.

Good luck, peasants.

Yesterday I went to the shop and bought a bottle of whiskey that cost 45 euros.

Good luck beating that.

EDIT: For those of you who complain about their cars, at least you've got one.

I'm so poor that I drive a 1988 year Volvo, true story.

I'm so poor that I print breakfast, eat the paper and imagine how it would taste if it was real.

I'm so poor I cannot pay attention... :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo :)

I'm so poor I could only afford ONE monitor. Life's such a kick in the nuts sometimes, isn't it?

Congratulations on your 1000th GOG birthday. I don't think GOG people are peasants, though.

I'm so poor I just had eggs for breakfast without bacon. Life is hell.

I'm so poor that I can't even afford free open source software :(

I'm so poor, I have no choice but to click the "You're the winner of the 9.999.999$ Lottery" e-mails. I have nothing to lose, since I'm checking my e-mails on a libary-loan-Computer.

I can't really say I'm that poor, at least I'm not starving. However I do have a huge burden from the insanely high international student tuition fee, which is several times higher than the regular tuition fee.

I ain't rich, but I don't think I can in good conscience enter this, so I will just lurk and read posts... as you were :)

I'm so poor that actually the country I live in (Democratic Rep. of the Congo) is the richest country on Earth... in minerals... but still it's the poorest one :(