Hello!

Which games do want this year? Wrong answers only.

I'm hoping to get Ninjabread Man for the Nintendo Wii. I would also like the greatest sports game of all time...PGA Tour 97 for the Sega Saturn.

Edit: ty vm for replying! ♥

Death Stranding : I want to be inside Norman Reedus.

Nothing. Confirmed to be coming to GOG for many years.

Big Rigs Deluxe Edition (featuring more bugs than the original!)
Superman 64 DS
Ultima 6 NES (basically Ultima 6 ported to the Ultima 5 NES engine)
Stargazer 2
Zelda CD-i Compilation + Remix

Hilarious and clever! Looking forward to it. It's the only thing I could afford. I was going to suggest game breaking DRM, but I guess the game doesn't need it XD

Transaction Simulator 2024 Micro Edition
Whamageddon (Standard Edition including soundtrack; Deluxe Edition without soundtrack)
Runaway Trolley: Lever Expansion Pack

I think it would be on-brand to have the game check to see if it's pirated, and if it isn't, fail to run.

(Note: Read that sentence carefully; your brain may autocomplete it incorrectly if you don't.)

How about a Rick Astley edition of that game, where you have to avoid hearing the song "Never Gonna Give You Up"? (Perhaps also, being coconut malled would also make you lose, meaning you would need to avoid hearing "Coconut Mall") The soundtrack, of course, would include those two songs.

click to ten
4x4 Off-Road Challenge
Macho Spinner
Gym Simulator
Garfield Kart 1 and 2

Lots of porn games with creepy anime girls.

Every single Souls-like.

There. Fixed that for you.

One of the middling I Spy games from the 2000s; the ancient precursor of the Hidden Object Game.

I got a good laugh out of the recommended requirements.