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Heh, my parents would have trumped you easily: "fine, we'll just get rid of the computer permanently", and that wouldn't be a bluff.
I remember my band being invited to play a show by a fairly popular group in our area. We accepted, got lots of people to turn up annnd right after that band came off stage, I was caught behind the stage with the guitarists girlfriend. Whoops... she started it! Ah to be 18 again.
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Licurg: When I was 10, I set a dog on fire.
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tinyE: I thought you did that at least once a week.
I think you're confusing it with that other thing he does, involving kittens and a blender.

Or was it hamsters and a microwave oven? Hmm.
I came to a neighbourhood when I was 12.
I saw police officers looking at me suspiciously.
I showed them a middle finger and ran away.

Ballsy

f the police
Post edited January 26, 2016 by doctorsinister
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tinyE: I thought you did that at least once a week.
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CharlesGrey: I think you're confusing it with that other thing he does, involving kittens and a blender.

Or was it hamsters and a microwave oven? Hmm.
Don't forget a frog and a straw...
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Smannesman: A loop would've been better in the batch file, like with a 'net send' (I think that was it at least) command.
More nerdy than ballsy though.
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Tallima: This is true. But it felt better knowing that they could have gotten out of it with a little patience, they just didn't. Muhahahahahahahaha!

For the most part, I was a good kid. But I pulled some shenanigans from time to time.
That was some classic defiance.

One July 4 my friend David and I got some fireworks. We took them out of the city limits to a large undeveloped lot and set them off in a fun but harmless way. Some guy who lived in the area came after us with a shotgun, so we got out of there fast. Once we were safe we agreed to come back the next night with a larger stash of ordnance, and this time we'd aim them at his house. Which we did. Out came that guy again, and he just started screaming and shooting. We were dressed for a night op, so no way he could see us. Still we took cover (didn't want to rely on luck) and walked away when he was out of ammo.

I still enjoy the thought of that b******* cleaning his weapon and talking to the walls about how he hates those stupid kids.
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A pretty Mormon girl I liked in high school started having sexual affair with the male gym teacher. I recorded everything and posted it on the internet.

Word got out. Teacher got fired and went to jail. Girl was slut-shamed and had to change schools and her full name to avoid the past catching up to her.
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Post edited January 26, 2016 by Fairfox
Evidently being elite means you secretly video tape people having sex.

Every day you make me more and more happy that I'm a pathetic loser. :P
Post edited January 26, 2016 by tinyE
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tort1234: A pretty Mormon girl I liked in high school started having sexual affair with the male gym teacher. I recorded everything and posted it on the internet.

Word got out. Teacher got fired and went to jail. Girl was slut-shamed and had to change schools and her full name to avoid the past catching up to her.
*applause*
When did I ever claim to be elitist. I am just pro common sense. Which is evident because you can never refute my arguments. Instead you just use childish name-calling and insults.

Well if two people are having sex right where my locker is located and I cannot get to my locker because of those idiots then I can put a tiny secret camera at the edge of my locker that records for 8 hours straight.

After everything was done including uploading stuff on internet, I did not have to worry about going to my locker to get my books/stuff only to find two animals having sex there, No more annoyance.
I swore inside a church once.

Me against the wrath of God. You can't beat that.
I could mention hundreds of stories, but I'm not sure if the statute of limitations has run out yet on some of them. I wouldn't want to imperil the freedom of my cohorts who lived vicariously through a whole host of sordid behaviors and ingredients. We may have been involved in a few illicit activities. I'm neither admitting nor denying those allegations. I'd rather not elaborate for fear of accusations of myself having an immoral disposition.

I've been watching too much political nonsense lately. Starting to talk like a lawyer/salesman/politician.