I can never remember what day it is, so I do that every day... several times a day, mostly I'm just on the forum though and get frustrated when there's no unread posts to read.

... if you dust your virtual shelf with real anti-dust formula.
... if you vote for a game, and you end up buying another one when your game has been released.

...if you were disappointed when the "new shelf" with cobwebs and dust turned out to be an April fools joke.

you find yourself thinking "GOG's released a new game I want but its 2 days before payday. Hmm, PayPal transactions usually take 2 days to process, wonder if I should chance it... "

... if you wish evil curses on the jerks that keep putting beg threads in the forum.

"OMG! ANOTHER NECRO WAS SET FREE! WE ALL GONNA DIE!"
- "Oh yeah... That was me. But... who cares about this shit?!"
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...if you feel the need of weekend promos in your local supermarket/store....
...if you, everytime you read the thread title "We are listening to your feedback", you hear the first lines of this song in your mind's ear...
... if you know gog's part of the company who made the Witcher series and they're all sitting in Warsaw/Poland [that one becomes automatically accomplished the longer you're aboard this ship :) ]
... if you want to mark a written text italic (here in the forum), than you have to... narf I dont wanna spoil that one; find out! :)

... if no matter how you felt about it at the time back in the day, you secretly wish the GOG monks would make a big comeback and do weekly in-character GOG podcasts on Twitch.

... you secretly want to have a LAN party at GOG HQ with the many public faces of GOG some day because they all seem like true hardcore gamers themselves and not some business suits that have never even played a game before.

:)

You buy a game that previously existed ONLY as a steam exclusive on on their horrible service, immediately buy it when it comes here on GoG too, then proceed to uninstall Steam FOREVER!

You buy here on GoG games you already owned in retail form, from the past years.

You buy a game you hate or you know you are never going to touch, only because you feel like supporting GoG for breaking Steam's, or any others' fugly monopoly (on distribution rights). You know, like that incomplete, buggy messes the enhanced editions of Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale are.

You get so angry over the removal of a game from the lists of GoG and the departure of its copyright holder, that you pirate it freely in torrent form. You know, like the Guilty Gear series. Hmmm, which reminds me, now they are back on GoG i should delete my other torrent... And buy them legit.

You buy here a game costing 30 euros, while in steam it was offered for only 6 during the same time period.

You started getting addicted to the forum and conversations, logging and commenting into each and every day; without fail.

You have made at least one giveaway.

You have won at least once in a giveaway.

You buy games full price some times, not only during special discounts.

You download and inspect specials/extras/bonus content for each and every game.

And stuff.

...your GOG library is 10 times larger than the number of games you have EVER finished.

...you pray to Jack Keane before bed each night.

Ouch! Guilty!

Actually my GoG library is larger than anything else i have except maybe anime...

Movies, PS2 games, Gamecube games, 360 games...

Hmmm actually might have more in other roms, but that probably doesn't count...


Let's see... You know you're a gogger if...

You have more of a social life on the GoG forums than you do IRL?

You check each release for more old favorites to appear on GoG (C'mon Freddy Pharkas & Eric the Unready!)

...you love outlaws and would sell your body to have it released on GOG.com!

And not getting stoned with bibles with hysterical nuns complaining how he killed our king?