...you make a stash of -extra- games for another awesome round of gifting every sale. And then you starve for a week. But hey, this community is worth it!

... you still have the same gaming rig since when gog was born and still everything released runs fine on it.


(half a fistful of selected titles however might not run with maxed everything).

... you started fantasizing about TinyE naked and having hard boners on it!

...you still have WinXP installed on your primary machine.

Should I ask why you've got multiple dicks?
Where was your mom in April 1986?

... you're here for the nonsense talk instead of playing you're huge backlog of GOG games... O____o

...You have managed to get to know a bunch of other goggers just by playing forum mafia and lurking all the other threads.

... you can leave the forums for a while but you can still come back and understand the threads you find.

When you await the day Fallout 4 joins it's classic brothers on GOG - So you can finally play it.

you have to give away the codes you earn during the sales because you already own it on GOG.

You have been on the forum almost as much as you have been gaming this year (so damn true).

If you have been on the forums longer than you've been playing the games.
The game you decide to purchase now goes on sale before you get to play it.
Well, real life got in the way, and as much as I would have like to just "brush it away", I didn't, I couldn't. I believe in however many chances it takes, but *sigh* I hope I'll get to play them.

you play more gog games than steam games.

.. you play Teenagent at least once a year :)

...until you turn 20.
...it would suck if it didn't.