I think ye be too late matie! That ship was to leave dock before ye was aboard.
We be stickin' to the Code here, and ye may have been left behind.

Shiver me timbers! Thank ye, me GrOG matey, fer I have me coordinates to me treasure. I set sail at once fer Monkey Island to see if me crew can best the that dreadful curse. ( Thanks bjgamer for The Curse of Monkey Island. I can't wait to check this game out.) :-)

Ye be ver' welcome, Cap'n! Do the Brethren proud - and let me know if ye find that bilge-brained, shark-chum of wretched monkey Mortimer. ;-)

A gift to I, from heathen gods of sea,
A chest from the waters, loaded with booty!

Now I set sail, bilge swellin' with swag,
To fair inn I go, rum to swill, and new tale to Brag!

Though journey be better than this sailor should afford,
It be made all the sweeter, now with treasure aboard!

I offer fair warning, if ye will hear,
Ditties be habit-formin', look down ye here:

Of songs of past gaming, of times long back,
Stay clear of missionaries, songs of White & Black!

Their songs be ear-worms, drive ye to drink,
Designed to test sanity, that's what I think!

So fair-well fellow pirates, I bid ye well!
Hope me good fortune didn't make a smell!

Seriously, a great GA bjgamer, and I really enjoyed the time I took to write my entries.
Fellow entrants, great pirate speak there, and some excellent tales told. Fun Fun Fun.

Yarrr.

T'was entertaining readin' yer ditties, Cap'n. May hav' ta try 'em on the beauties at the next port. ;-) May ye always hav' rum to swill, booty to brag of, and fair tides with a wide horizon.


An' how do ye think Tortuga got started, Matey? Break open a barrel o' Rum and raise a tankard to El Presidente Slant the Bloody-Handed! Arrrr! :D

Oh, sweet, thanks! I was wondering what the heck the parrot was doing in my living room. Just checked the beak, it was a key that unlocked that chest passed down from my great-great-great-great uncle ZeoBeard that contains The Curse of Monkey Island. Much appreciated!

Arrrr....the second Curse be mine! I thankee kindly, afore launching out to sea.
Look behind you, a 3-headed monkey!
*babark disappears*

Ye scurvy sea dogs! Ye left me marooned!

Edit: (turns out I was just in time for the giveaway; US time. I just didn't win anything :( )

Congratulations to the winners!
It really was quite a fun challenge.

First of all, now that I have a little bit of extra time, a proper thanks to bjgamer for such a generous giveaway. I can only imagine you joyfully prepared it for quite some time. It was great. I just regret my only contribution was something only random.org would enjoy.
My thanks extends also to the fun entries of my fellow band of sea dogs. You people are quite creative and I enjoyed them. What is the quote? "Always be the worst guy in every band you’re in"?
Lastly, I would like to thank you for the rich loot I dug out. I followed your instructions and struck gold. Drinks are on me, mates! Are there pirate dances?

Aye, me Hearty, I believe they be called Rum Jigs. :p

Ye all be quite welcome, Mateys. It be quite a fun time and I hope ye all enjoyed it as much as I. GrOG was swilled, tales, jokes and ditties were told, the bones were cast, the colors flown and the booty was plundered. Perhaps we can do it again next year - especially if our favorite provider o' GrOG add even more treasures worthy of adventurin' on the high seas. Arrr! In the meantime, raised tankards and congratulations to the winning Brethren. :)

Arrr! Congrats to all of you, ye fork faced panty waist puddles O' rat pee!

Just realized my chat was turned off :/

Me ship and crew was cast into great storms but als we hit fair shores til tis day, but grats to all the scally wags who found treasure and was rewarded for their bravery, hail the mighty ale and grab a lass,, till we once more set sail for adventure i bid you adue....

remenber a pirates life is tis way to glory and death and davey jones locker will not find us till we chose...