This was hilarious as I had recently been playing Assassins Creed Rogue and also recently heard this song.; your words fit that tune perfectly!!

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A repeat from someone else, last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw

Ye did wondrously. Yer tale was most handsome!
Me shipmate Micro be here too? Blistering Barnacles! We be settin' sail with just three crewmates more. Should ye wish t' join our crew, the ship's register be here.

And thanks be t' bjgamer for divvying up the treasure. Hearin' the shanties o' these old salts is enough t' make the barnacles dance for joy.

I thought it stopped existing around a hundred years ago.

Ahoy! Wha's goin' on here? Here is some treasure, mates! ;)

If you're more serious about analysing perspectives related to our noble profession, please, consider getting acquainted with presentation of this... well, interesting company :)

1. Never forget Triest.
2. This is the age of Piracy.

1. Aye, I was thinking of Trieste when I thought of the navy.

3. If no sea port then build a space port! (Sorry for falsely quoting you, all for a joke.)

Ahoy! Thar be booty an' plunder for all ye dirty swashbucklers.
Oh nay! The cursed Finnish corsair Themken be here!

I not be afraid, but I will hide for a while...
Meanwhile, try not to shipwreck, my fellas!

Treasure chests I be looking fer:

Curse of Monkey Island™
Sea Dogs: Caribbean Tales
Sea Dogs: City of Abandoned Ships
Braveland Pirate

Avast, me Hearties! By the bell it be a monkey's hair under 14 1/2 hours before the Letters of Marque containing the keys to the Booty be awarded. (Getting down to the last chance to enter. Giveaway closes at midnight UTC September 18th)

We've a fine fair few entries, with most of ye Grog-sloshed seadogs qualifying to captain yer own ships in pursuit of the treasures. Welcome to new Brethren faces, and greetings to returnin mateys! I be impressed by the entries, and especially impressed by those buccaneers whose home seas don't speak the guvnor's english (non-native english speakers) but spin a creative tale or insult.*

Thankee also to those landlubbers, the barkeeps, songsters and shipwrights (non-entrants) who contribute yon pirately tunes, portraits, trivia and insults (Youtube songs, pics, pirate-related facts) to inspire and flat out challenge our Brethren to even greater deeds.

*I do know the pirate speak can be hard for non-native speakers, so would like to especially thank you all for just being in the spirit and contributing what you can of pirate themed tales, songs, etc for a celebration of International Speak Like a Pirate Day. Hopefully the links at the bottom of the first post can help somewhat.

Aye, and we be thankin Cap'n Cross (ciemnogrodzianin) fer that link to the Insult Generator and musical inspiration again! Ye be keepin that fine ship ye came upon last year in port then?

And what be this Austrian Navy pursuing? If it be hunting the Brethren (pirates) I don't think we be helpin'. Mayhaps if you, Koro the Tan, would tell us a small pirate-themed story or issue insult challenge in true pirate form to that scoundrel posting above ye then we could accept ye as a Brethren.

(Korotan, please edit your post and tell us a pirate themed joke, small story or generate a pirate speak insult from the Pirate Insult Generator link at the bottom of the original post to qualify.) ;)

There be a loner o' a swabbie who be caught stealin' rum. He be strapped t' th' rum barrel an' thrown overboard. As he be floatin' in th' ocean a shark came upon th' lad's. Expectin' t' be eaten, he be surprised that th' shark folded its fins together an' bowed its hade. Bein' thankful th' shark didna attack, th' loner did th' same, then th' shark spake "I dasn't know what ye be doin'. I be sayin' grace".

Thanks for the giveaway. In for

Secret of Monkey Island™: Special Edition
Sid Meier’s Pirates!
Anno 1503 A.D. (w/Treasures, Monsters & Pirates)
Port Royale
Sea Dogs: City of Abandoned Ships

Pirate name: Spanky McPiratePants

Two pirates are crossing the road. What did one pirate say to the other?
Arrrr

In for (in order of preference):
- Curse of Monkey Island™
- Curse of Monkey Island™
- Curse of Monkey Island™
- Curse of Monkey Island™
- Curse of Monkey Island™

Avast Mateys, the tide be turning! Time to ready the cannons and secure the precious rum - 5 hours there be left before the winds of fate decide the ships which sail fer booty! Last chance to raise yer colors and complete the Pirate's Challenge fer a chance to throw dem bones (tell a Pirate tale, verse or insult to enter). Yarr!

Avast ye scabrous seadogs, the bones be cast and the winning captains will sail with the tide! Tis now up to the winds of fate. Batten down the hatches, secure the riggin' and make sure yer powder is dry, for the Letters of Marque with a key to the treasures will be awarded shortly. One last GrOG raised in toast to all who participated.

Keep a weather eye on the horizon, yer parrots have all been sent out with your Letters of Marque and the keys to yer treasures! (The keys have been sent in chat.) Thank ye all who kept in theme, and joined in the fun. :)

This Giveaway now be Closed. Fair winds and seas to ye all!

A thanks to thee Dockmaster for running such a giveaway. Rarely do such interestin' ones grace our forum of late.
Congrats to the fortunate who dug up treasure, and respect to all who attempt'd the journey nonetheless.
Old Barney's all dittied out, but he's glad that he had the chance to make ye all grin like Cheshire mice-chasers!
Farewell fellow Pirates! May the seas bring ye good fortune until our next meetin'!