Dialectics presumes 3 parts.

AIDS; Ebola is much more contagious and leads to a horrible death...

Veal or Reindeer?

Reindeer! I like game meat.

Laptop or desktop?

Desktop, because I like to tinker with it.

Black Metal or Smurf music?

Yes, but the synthesis emerges from the tension between the thesis and antithesis.

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drunk, because taking drugs is supporting organized crime and therefore immoral.

cats or dogs?

Cats by a narrow margin because they are keen.

Blockbuster or art house films?

Blockbuster. No penises shown.
Deep web or the suspicious man in your back alley?

Somehow I doubt forum members will reach synthesis.

Man in back alley, because short delivery times.

Getting your spine ripped out by a Predator or getting a head munch by a Xenomorph?

Xenomorph. The newer films are awful but they remain the best looking monsters in the cinematic universe.
More than that, does anyone really give a shit about the new Predator movie? It looks like just another action pic. :P

Freddie or Jason?

Neither. (I don't drink soda.)

Two tasks: One is easy, the other is impossible.
Name one deity that atheists believe in or list every deity atheists believe in?

1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
2. The Great Non-Existing One
3. Darwin
4. Stephen Hawking

Analog or digital watch?