meh, I learned worse. There was one that went:
Well she dun' gone away
Kicked the bucket yesterday
My crossed-eyed gal
that lived upon the hill
Well, she took strychnine and died
and i hope she's satisfied
'cause she did the whole
darn thing against my will
Now that she has gone to rest
I'll fulfill her last request
and plant a bunch of onions on her grave
so that when i'm passing by
I can pucker up and cry
'Cause she did the whole darn thing against my will
Edit: I found a website that actually has someone singing this folk song. I learned it a bit different, but hey, it's folk music
Cross-eyed Gal Edit 2: Oh! And all the Old Dan Tucker music too! lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Dan_Tucker