Only one solution:
Use a shotgun.
If that fails, buy a new house and burn down the old one.

I thought it was a shot at the GOG staff, too...

Well shit, I'd better change it. Man can't even root for his hockey team anymore! :P

To be fair, you said it was a common credo people from St. Louis would know...not the rest of America.
Or the rest of the world, for that matter.
So it's only natural that we assume you're talking about GOG's "blues".

Spider is not a bug, but an arthropod. Its main job is to construct traps (spider nest) for bugs and pests and catch them up. Spiders are one of the natural pest control systems of nature. I generally avoid killing or ousting them. Besides, me myself, i am no stranger to convenience relationships for my own benefits, he he... No spider locally is poisonous either, so all the more reason to NOT worry. Less disgusting flies buzzing in my ear when i am half asleep, or mosquitoes biting my soft spots, for me then! At the cost of tolerating just a few of those spiders!

From the members of the spiders family though, i cannot stand ticks. When i see one of those faqers i kill it off in the most creative and imaginative ways ever, mostly with fire.

Spiders also have an ancient Greek myth. Once, Arachne was a very talented seamstress, proud for her works and even boasted she had more worth than gods themselves! The gods cursed her to become a spider and for her work and labor to be constantly destroyed by humans and despised by them, as a punishment for her arrogance, even though her weaving was adored when she had been a human.

Don't mind the small ones. But there are ones that get big as a palm down here. I try to chase them out but if they stay, they die. I don't really mind any of the web-spinning variety. But those big ones that roam around looking for prey and move like they're high gotta go one way or the other.

All cockroaches die.

Scorpions are chill. They go free. But they don't invade houses so there's that.

Everything else, I'm quite fine with. Geckos eat pests so they're welcome to stay as long as they stay somewhere where I don't have to deal with them.

Crush them.
Crush them all.

Daddy Long legs aren't so bad, it's the ones that have thicker legs and come in different colours that are the worst.

Ugh, I'm getting shivers thinking about them. It's the way they move around...
Yuck.

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Unless the spider is gay or transgender of course, then you smash them, right Bradley? :P

Oh, yes they do! They invade my house in the spring and fall. Usually we find them in the drains, except the time I found one by getting stung. (It had crawled into the folded towel. I went to dry off and had a Forrest Gump experience. Luckily, we only have small, weak-venomed scorpions in my area.)

Is this an updated version of the Voight-Kampff?

I was thinking Heinz dilemma.

As for the Voight-Kampff, they have changed that slightly. Now they just tell you a sequel to "Bladerunner" is being made and if you start screaming obscenities and breaking things you pass as human.

Well.. I'm sorry, but if brads is in favor of spiders I'll have to annihilate them.

Heinz dilemma? Is that when you have two brands of ketchup and you have to pick one?

....
Y'know what, I take back what I said about your old tagline. Let's go back to that one, shall we?