No, better to do it with Ferries so no one would notice anything unusual happening.

And video games are the best contraception. When I am yelling at the screen in Team Fortress 2, sex is the last thing in my mind.

Come to think of it, if I am really concentrated in a game, I quite often even forget I am hungry, so there's that too. As well as that I have to go pee and/or take a dump.

Gaming really curbs all the most basic human drives.

Are you suggesting that starving people be fed condoms and IUDs that's disgusting how dare you!!!
Finally, a sensible solution. I deem this GOOD ENOUGH.

How would you like your free copy of Dragonsphere delivered? Orally? Anally? Intravenously? PM? Burned to a CD, then hurled out a car window at a Swedish backpacker on the highway while passing said traveler, accompanied by shouted instructions to "get this to Maighstir" (I assume you will soon be famous for solving this longstanding world problem)?

Put a message in a bottle, addressed "To his Hideousness, Maighstir, of Sweden", throw it in the Atlantic, preferably where it can be picked up by the Mexican Gulf, and it's sure to find its way to me some day. I mean, Sweden isn't a very large country, and everyone here knowns everyone else, so as soon as it gets to our shores, it won't be more than a week before I get to know of it.

Just make sure not to forget the "of Sweden", I'm often mixed up with an impostor in Scotland.

Yes, but the hunger issue is world wide, not just on the forum. Tinye has his like for the day, but other forums worldwide are staving of attentio :op

Whenever a man says sex is the last thing on his mind, my first thought is "I wonder when is the last time he saw a doctor?" but the not eating thing i can believe! lol

I am nowhere near any oceans, so I wouldn't be able to get Maighstir his code via his chosen method (also, he already has the game). If anyone else wants his glorious prize, go ahead and post a reply.