j0ekerr: Also, WSUSoffline seems like the most efficient way for regular updating. I tried it on another comp. And not only did it take only a few seconds to get a list of every single w7 update. It used 100% of my bandwidth when downloading them.
I seem to be getting nowhere very fast. None of the solutions has worked for me, I can't even install the windows troubleshooter tool.
I spent 2 days with Simplix trying to install updates before I finally gave up when I found that none of them had installed.
I ran Wsus, and it downloaded a lot of updates, but then my laptop crashed after it was done and I don't know how to install them. Tried the doc subfolder, but the links given in files there point to a help article that doesn't seem to exist anymore, and when I ran the update installer exe file, which I found in the client folder, I got the following error:
'Medium does not support Microsoft Windows (w61 x64 enu).
ERROR: Medium neither supports your Windows nor your Office version.'
My laptop is definitely running a legit copy of Windows 7, and it is x64 based.
Barefoot_Monkey: That link I gave you points to a Microsoft page for downloading the patch directly, without using Windows Update. Just check if you have KB3102810 installed and, if not,
go here and click the big red "Download" button, and run the patch to fix that Windows Update problem you're having.
Although I agree that disabling automatic updates and using WSUS Offline Update to keep a backup of all the updates you will ever need is the best course.
Thank you, but that download patch refused to install, just like all the others I've tried.
'The following updates were not installed:
Update for Windows (KB3102810)
Error code: WindowsUpdate_8000FFFF'
I am getting rather desperate. :-(
Shall I try to repair Windows 7? Will that work? I read that to do that I have to remove Service Packs, and I fear that will put me back to the beginning when it comes to updates. :-((
Bandwidth is expensive here, and very slow, and it will take me forever to get them all done, if they even install.
Editing because Gog refuses to put the text I selected into italics. Bah.