Magmarock: Link is broken. (working now)
You expect me or anyone to actually use this?
To use or not to use is your call. I don't care. But it is definitely possible to download packages from different machine and install them locally.
Magmarock: I’ve ran into numinous distros that won’t even go into an offline system.
And I ran into a Windows system that refused to log in to administrator account without connection to Microsoft's sites for authentication. (Windows 8 it was, I believe) ;)
Magmarock: Even so, obtaining updates and dependencies for programs is much harder on Linux. Also even once you get them, they tend to deprecate so there’s no point in archiving them.
It sure is harder than to browse multiple torrent trackers for new versions (or updates) without viruses or trying to download something from garbage dumpsters like Rapidshare without paying or sendind SMSes.
Oh, and if you want to stay legal then I have bad (not so) news for you: licensed software either do not provide updates, like "MS Office" (where you have to purchase every single new version) or is doing that via the Internet connected (like Adobe's Flash, Acrobat Reader, Oracle's Java Runtime and so on) updaters, which you seem to loathe so much.
Magmarock: 1. What would an offline system need a web browser for?
To read offline HTML pages (or the whole sites) downloaded with
wget.
Magmarock: Also that site isn’t even in English.
Irrelevant. It is official site. Just change the language to your's (whatever it is) at the bottom of the page. But I suppose I'm in no position to teach a Windows-profi how to work with Internet Explorer. :)
Magmarock: ALSO, also I can’t find a link to the Linux installer.
Because you are not on Linux. By default the site tries to offer you the version matching your OS. Just choose "Advanced install options & other platforms" (or disable browser scripts with NoScript or other similar plugin).
Magmarock: 2. Don’t care for Blender
Irrelevant. That was an example. If you'll say "I don't care for XXX" for every XXX I point you to it will boil down to "I can not download Photoshop (the only thing I care) so Linux suuuuxxx!"
Magmarock: 3. Install Nvidia Linux drivers from… the… website… You’ve never actually tried this have you? :P
Wrong. I've done just that many times for many years (and was criticized for that). For now I'm still holding myself from doing that with my current install but I do not know for how much longer considering nVidia have just released new drivers but they still nowhere to be found in the repos.
Magmarock: You think that makes me happy? I removed all that Windows store BS from my OS and thinking that the idea came from the Linux world, makes me hate it all the more.
So, you didn't hear about Apple App Store, did you?
Magmarock: Windows 7 was where it was at. I’m hoping they’ll out grow this “online service” nonsense and go back to how things were when everything worked.
Like with the Philosophic Sh*t says about Windows™, "Sh*t happened, and you
will work with (on) it!"
Hate the world as much as you can, "Windows 7" is dead, like "Windows XP" (my last Windows™) or "Windows 98 SE" (my first Windows™) and things will never be like they were. The decision had been made and you had no word in it.
The sad ending of your story is that hatred is the only thing you can experience.