Banned for using icing to draw genitals on the gingerbread people, and applying way too much detail to the labia.

Banned for confusing it with an Austin Powers mask, when it's really just an inside-out Ronald McDonald mask.

Banned for challenging my attention span.

° banned because you didn't take your Ritalin.

^ banned because you didn't drink your Ovaltine

Banned because you did drink it and it made you oval-shaped.

^ banned, because if you were in orbit, you would be classified as a moon

^banned because you snapped a selfie when mooning on top of Apollo 13.5

^ banned for not knowing that the Apollo 13 mission was overshadowed by a failure of the O2 scrubber and Apollo 14 successfully completed the mission of the exploration of the Fra Mauro region and that there was no "Apollo 13.5""

^banned because you try to make the universe forget your stunt. Remember, the internet will never forget.

Banned for just now learning that Hooyaah always stubbornly denies his every sick crime by trying to pass himself off as the most amazing philanthropist.

^ banned because you make the same sorts of baseless allegations about all conservatives who never compromise their principles

Banned for not appreciating dark humor, like some kind of danger-hair.

^ banned for expecting me to appreciate your sick posts about performing abominable, perverse things near children

Banned because I'm not the one who filmed the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Banned for executing Sedam Hoesin before he got to the eighth lady.