...Banned because everybody knows where baby robots come from! pff! :P

^ Banned because you know nothing about The Office...
Gandalf would never watch, nor walk in The Office.
As an Istari sent in a mission by the Valar, he would be more occupied in his nature travels... Obviously!

^ banned for using analog "keys"

Banned for using a digital key for your digital house.

Banned for watching burritos.

Banned because I prefer shawarma.

Banned for resenting Tony Stark for buying out all the shawarma just before you were about to buy some.

^ banned for using skeleton "keys"

Banned for expecting to keep the weird keys in Resident Evil games but they all disappear when used.

Banned because those keys were dead for over 20 years. They were ghost keys.

Banned for expecting us to believe that applies to newer Resident Evil games too.

Banned because I used those keys in my key lime pie.

^ banned for filching Red Skelton's key

Banned for helter red skelter.

^ banned because you look suspiciously like the racoon who violated my rubbish containers last night

Banned for speaking of your fine and well-adjusted containers like that.

^ banned, for speaking as if you were a fine and well-adjusted member, but you're unlike that