^ BANNED for making me mourn

Banned for not being much of a mourning person.

Banned for missing or forgetting Shelly Duvall and Shannen Doherty.

Banned because Shelly Duvall mentally died in 1980.

^ banned because she was irreparably harmed psychologically by Jack Nicholson's convincing portrayal as an insane killer, who announced, "Here's Johnny."

Banned for glossing over Stanley Kubrick contributing far more by constantly harassing her between shoots.

^ banned, because you must be that little guy who was standing in the back during those shoots who never said anything but looked like he belonged there

Banned because you looked like you definitely didn't belong there, and when security was called, they chased you around very quickly, along with some weirdly annoying saxophone music.

^ banned because I wasn't there, although your mama does look like an old man with a beard

Banned for taking 9 1/2 years to tell a yo mamma joke.

^ banned, because I wasn't joking

Banned for having no sense of humor then. Wait, haven't I done that before?

^ banned for having a poor memory

Banned for getting an out-of-memory exception.

^ banned for getting the blue screen of death

^banned for turning the Blue Planet into toxic terrain.