^ banned because we could all use a little change

Banned because I visited a yard sale today and they had nothing for me.

Banned for not going to properly vetted yard sales.

Banned for missing that the hypocrisy was required to fulfill my most important mission of self-deprecation.

^ banned so that you may now wallow in self-pity

Banned for downing a Debby-downer downwind from downtown.

Banned for stealing my spot.

Banned with my deepest thanks.

^ banned with my committed lack of support for wallowing

^ Banned for choking while swallowing.

Banned because I found a health elixir to help with that.

Banned for trying to solve a problem.

^ banned for dissolving in your own problem

^ banned for using Alchemy and Magic.

Banned for holding a witch trial without a proper witch-burning.

Banned for not getting the memo that everyones a witch these days.

Banned because the Resident Evil trilogy is on sale for 17% off of the price of buying them individually, but the second and third games aren't even available for sale at all yet, so how had they arrived at that number, and how is it not an arbitrary fabrication?