Banned for mentioning your protuberance.

Do you mean like a lolipop?

Banned for not knowing that words like "loli" and "shota" mean cute children.

^ banned because you are just one loli shota a pop

Banned because you shota loli with your popgun.

^ banned for accusing a loli of being a "sucker"

Banned for sucking.

Banned in the name of world peace

^ banned for the sake of whirled peas

^ banned for not passing the sake (drink).

Banned to drink ale from a sock for the rest of your days, that's your "sake" now.

Banned for moral hypocrisy.

Banned because I can't be lactose intolerant if I have lactose friends.

Banned for not appreciating my willingness to compromise. I will tolerate the consumption of mind poison on the condition that the method of consumption matches the dignity of those under its influence.

Banned for being an influenza influencer.

Banned because you flu away before I could give a retort.

Banned for milking your friends.