Banned because I want to know what this cat is trying to do with a laptop.

^ banned, it's obvious that he just wanted to see some pu@@* online

^ Banned for not realizing that the cat was trying to buy a 12gb VRAM RTX 4070 Ti.

^ Banned for masking some foul language.

Banned for burning my bagel (and that's not a euphemism!).

Banned because people are idiots, and if you let the free market decide, then all products will be worthless garbage.

Banned for not giving the public enough credit; just look at the failures of Hollywood and all those lovely boycotts last year.

Banned for thinking that boys fail to sleep on cots.

^ Wants to start a girlcott, but can't decide which major corporation to target or what'll happen when he does it.

^ Wishes a girl would sleep on his cot.

^ Purchased a cot for his girl on Valentine's Day.

^ He should be banned for injuring his third digit and having to don a finger cot for weeks and for derailing this thread into another baseless allegation thread with no mention of a reason for banning the user above.

Banned for not understanding that every baseless allegation is a reason to ban, even when banning isn't declared. After all, it's "WHY the person should be banned", not "Ban them!"

^ The above poster should be banned for not understanding that the reason, "Why the person above you should be banned," is a necessary reference of any post here, in order to distinguish this from any other thread, lest we be thrown into confusion, disorder, and chaos.

^ Banned for using his maxed-out Speechcraft skill.

^ Banned for weaponizing bread.