^ banned for not posting in the [Forum Game]s more often

Happy New Year to you, nevertheless, sir!

Banned because Happy New Year!

The rocket scientist who delivered my shwarma is also banned for dropping it off at the wrong house, and then telling me to just go pick it up myself when I called him.

Banned for having Tony Stark deliver your food while drunk.

Banned because my New Year's resolution is to give more bans.

^ banned for not banning your delivery driver

Or, you could tell him that your best friend from Texas is looking forward to meeting him in person.

Banned for setting up another death trap. This is getting older than the victims.

^ You should be banned, because you didn't take into account that, it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap, and baby we were born to run!

Banned because I passed on the message to the delivery driver and he ran, complete with SFX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNB24GlOJK0

Banned for not delivering the message yourself.

^ banned because I have your delivery right here

Banned for tricking the mailman.

Banned for tricking the muffin man.

Banned for living on Drury Lane.

Banned for being a dreary man.

Banned for implying that if you met a living gingerbread man, you wouldn't eat his legs.