Banned for not already giving up hope.

Banned for providing Hope with dope.

Banned for selling defective soap on the rope

^ Banned for being either Beavis or Butt-Head - heh heh heh heh.

^Banned for judging people for what's in their butt.

Banned for selling shrunken heads as butt-plugs.

Banned for using your own un-shrunken head to plug butts.

^ banned for insinuating that he is a butt-head

Banned for being rude.

^ banned for being factually incorrect

Banned for trying to draw a fractal shape with all it's details.

Banned because that's more like what Shannqa has done.

Banned because Windows 10 is the version directly after 8...which makes it Windows 9. This bizarre naming convention also applies to their console, the Xbox. Their third console is called the Xbox One.

Somebody please teach Microsoft how f---ing numbers work.

Banned because it's more valuable to ween their players off online play.

^ banned for substituting the word ween for the word wean in your sentence above