Banned for being a normal dancer. Your shadow only follows your movements, hence why calling yourself a shadow dancer is the same thing as declaring yourself as a normal dancer.

Banned because I'm also a private dancer.

Banned for being a capable dancer. Because you're from or currently living in a country where everyone there "Can"a"Da"nce. Ok that was bad. I'm sorry v.v

^ banned for apologizing for a worthy jape... it wasn't the best but 'twas better than the usual banal banter around this place, so I say good job; you earned your entry into the myriad of pages of the "nice" list

Banned for splitting atoms with my hair dryer.

Banned for trying to get bubbles into your hair.

Banned for wanting to hug your anti-matter brethren, which is a suicidal act.

Banned for thinking Dungeons and Dragons has any type of cultural relevance or legacy.

Has never experienced DND players in their natural environment.

Neumi is banned for not having the heart to ban InSaint.

Banned for expecting everyone to ban.

Banned because pain is a matter of perception, so if you can't feel it then it's been eliminated.

Banned for hiding the problem rather than solving it.

Banned because out of sight, out of mind.

^ banned because it's mind over matter... if one doesn't mind, it doesn't matter

Banned for channeling Homer Simpson wisdom.