Banned for removing all ys from your name. You should be a fan of Ys!

Banned for not understanding that zubats hate unown more than any other pokemon, especially Y-shapes for looking too much like their rivals in bat-ness, gligars.

Banned for colluding with Sam Sinister!

Banned for confusing him with Serious Sam.

^ banned for the good of mankind

^ Banned from entering the glorious People's Republic!

Banned for teaming up with the sith to create a new republic.

Banned for making it public when it should have been kept private!

^ banned for creating a New Order

Banned for having a blue Monday.

^ banned because Monday is Christmas

Banned for not understanding that HMA is warning that you're going to be flooded on Christmas. Not with gifts or the spirit of Christmas or any crap like that; just too much water.

^ banned because water you trying to do by telling me? I sea the future and shall be employing my rain deer

Banned for making the flooding worse by raining reindeer poop into the water.

Banned for contributing to the flood by flooding the forum with bans.