Banned for expecting me to ever have that kind of authority.

^ Banned for not asking Cartman for some of his

Banned for killing Kenny.

^ Banned for being Kenny.

Banned because I don't want authoritah.

Banned because with great power comes great authoritah.

Banned because he got that phrase from a dying dictator.

Banned because that pair of glasses you're currently wearing is not yours! You stole it from your fellow zombie who died to a human. Just kidding. That zombie gave that pair of glasses to you. :)

Banned because I never looked closely enough to realize that neumi is wearing glasses; they just looked like black eyes to me.

^ banned for cursory examinations

^ banned for cursing like a Bad Santa - i.e. Billy Bob Thornton

^ banned for being wrong, just this one time

Banned for being wrong the other 593537 times.

^ banned for NEVER being right, you leftist

Banned because the person who shortened the names in the NES Ice Hockey game was also not right. USSR is shown as URS (not sure why they reversed the last two letters). Czechoslovakia is shortened to TCH, despite the name not having a T in it.

Edit: typo