^ banned, because I do Christmas Magic, not insurance

Banned because magic would be if the insurance actually payed off.

Banned for cynicism, even though it's accurate.

Banned for implying that I'm Alice Cooper, because what would give you that idea?

Banned for being the man behind the mask

^ banned for being the man in the box

Banned because I was in the box searching for them bones

Banned for having cose_vecchie's blood on his teeth.

^ banned because J Lo had transitory rabies at the time

Banned for being a transgender rabbi.

^ banned because you, in essence, accused me of being a Judaic Lesbian, sir and that is an insult to Jews

Are you an anti-Semite?

Banned because both of you need to calm down and be good friends with one another. :)

^ banned, for not hearing my laughter all the way "across the pond" and for enjoying Batman dancing to Rock Lobster

Banned for promoting peace and harmony.

Banned because this land is made of love and peace!

^ banned for not fully realizing that the strongest man in the world is the one who conquers and defeats the hatred within himself and so, changes inside forever, learning instead to truly love all mankind