Banned because they are yo ma- Ehem jkjk, I'm sorry v.v Mammatus clouds?

Banned because I once saw a cloud that looked like Santa Claus; his beard fell off as it drifted by.

^ banned because Santa clouds and Santa Claus are not the same thing

>.<

Banned because the best way to survive a Santa attack is ask a paradox and hide before the new head pops up.

Banned because it's easier to get Santa Claws and Santa Paws to argue and then sneak out unseen.

^ banned for using the default Microsoft browser so that you will have an Edge

^ banned for being Brave and setting a Fox on Fire

^ banned for firing the Fox and not being a Mozilla guerilla

Banned for being Magilla Gorilla.

^ banned for going ape over such a catarrhine

Banned because you should be listening to the Opera GX, which is so undemanding that you can listen to YouTube while gaming without performance dips...is what I would be saying, were it not for the anti-Adblock crap going on right now.

^ banned for not rejecting all... REJECTING ALL... R E J E C T I N G - A L L

Banned for not believing in any browser. Atheist internet surfers are the worst.

Banned for what you have done to the poor savage cannibal tribes in the movie "Zombie Holocaust".

^Banned because last time I asked him for a rough timecheck he said it was Tuesday (which wasn't true).