^ banned for throwing Legos through some portals to other multi-verses

Banned because you just gave me an idea. Imagine if LegoDnD had a portalgun and unlimited Lego bricks. He could just fire the portalgun at his feet, fire it again somewhere near the enemy, then throw his Lego bricks through his first portal.

^ Banned for turning the Valve in your mind with tons of Steam there, by giving Lego more ideas.

Banned because your head is full of hot air... and Legos.

^ banned because your cranial cavity is a vacuum

Banned because your abdominal cavity is missing a gall bladder.

^ banned b/c I'm throwing baseless allegations in a banning thread b/c people are always throwing whatever at each other

Banned for having access to his medical record.

^ Banned for being late and letting me interrupt him.

Banned for being early and getting the worm that was intended for the bird.

Banned for leaking the new identiy of the worm that was previously saved from a bird and put into witness protection.

Banned for knowing what the butler saw.

^ Banned for being George Costanza and trying to get the Courts to decree a person becomes your Butler, after getting in an accident.

Banned for celebrating Festivus for the rest of us!

EDIT: And banned for flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Banned for joining the church of the Flying Spaghettimonster