Banned because Happy Doomsday!

How is it mangled, and why wouldn't anyone notice?

^Banned for not having a ticket to quote.

^ banned for having a ticket to ride but not caring

^ banned for riding a Silt Strider

Banned for breaking world record and working nine days a week.

Banned for stationing your business on Mercury so you can stretch every "work day" to 4,000 hours.

His strange idea is actually based on the lyrics to "4000 degrees" by The Holy Kush, he removed the "hot girl" references however for political reasons.

^ Banned for not knowing how long a day is on Mercury.

^Banned for using metric angles to calculate it.

^ banned for not knowing Mercury's approximate distance, at its perigee, from Sol

^ Banned for thinking Mercury is hotter than Venus. (I surprise my Mom every time I correct her about it.)

^ banned for not knowing the order of the commonly recognized planets' distance from the sun in our solar system (closest to most distant) is: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and lastly, the "dwarf planet," Pluto

^ banned for flying around all of those Outer Worlds b/c it was your Spacer's Choice to do so

^ banned for not knowing that Space Truckin' rocks

^ banned for being a Starlancer and Freelancer