^ Once broke a magic sword so badly it became a completely different magic sword.

Banned for turning the broken magic sword into a magic knife.

Banned for sticking the broken knife into a rock to form your baseless allegation of the other thread.

Posters have enough trouble posting in the right thread without crossovers seeming to make sense.

Banned for sticking your "knife" into someone who didn't appreciate your advances.

Posters have enough trouble avoiding that stuff without crossdressers flashing them.

^ banned for blending components of a number of threads into one thread to rule them all, one thread to find them, one thread to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

^ Banned for causing havoc like Buffy in the gymnasium.

^ banned for bringing up naughty video game titles like "Buffy The Vampire Layer"

Banned because the only high quality naughty vampire flick is Embrace of the Vampire from 1995.

Double-banned for not counting my weird loli vampire fanfic.

^Banned because as far as I know (correct me if I am wrong) it does not feature a topless Alyssa Milano and therefore it doesn't count.

^ banned for making me perform a web search for "Alyssa Milano topless"

^ banned because not shared the links

^ banned, because "é contra as regras do fórum."

(It's against the rules of the forum."

Banned for obeying the law.

^Banned for losing the fight against it.