Banned because there are subtler ways, but there aren't better ways.

Banned for trying to subtly better yourself by eating people.

Banned because it's a road to self improvement, one bite at a time.

^banned for replacing baby steps with baby bites and writing a cook book about it.

Banned for using my meth kitchen without permission and leaving it all messy!

Banned for being mistaken; he actually left it all methy.

^ banned for not having a method of mething with methy meth labs

Banned for forgetting the aluminum.

^ banned, because I foiled your plans, nonetheless

^ Banned in the head by our boss because I convinced him that overlooking the aluminum was a really bad idea.

^ banned, because you were "appointed" to the oversight committee to "overlook" things

^ You held that position previously, but you were fired because of an oversight.

Banned for pronouncing aluminium like an american.

^banned for still calling them french fries and not freedom fries.

Banned for such a ridiculous phrase, and by replacing the word "French" with "freedom", for inadvertently implying that the two words are interchangeable, and thus synonymous.

Banned because it is pronounced that way when it's spelled "aluminum". And banned for not pointing out that I got confused and forgot to ban anyone last time.