Banned for sending an invisible monster to harass Van Gogh.

Banned for not acknowledging that the invisible monster is just a ghost.

^ banned for being an atheist who believes in ghosts

Banned for remaining atheist, even after being sent to hell.

Banned, because the delivery service failed to reach the destination address, and decided to return to sender.

Banned for thinking that your "girlfriend" wrote that on an envelope and mailed it back to you.

Banned because I thought I was the only person who did that.

^ banned because you did that and you are not, obviously, the "only person"

^ banned because you could not be more incorrect, as I am a believer in God the Father and I have my eternal salvation through the risen Savior, His Son

Are we quite clear on that now, good sir?

Banned for making it clear on why I'm not the only person with weird postage habits.

Banned for desperatly seaching for co-weirdos.

Banned because I don't believe you. After all you have flying reindeers :)

Banned for promoting the eating of pickled eggs.

^ banned, because "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled eggs" just doesn't come off quite as superbly

Banned for misreading the instructions and pickling Peter.

^ banned for picking and preparing a peck of pickled prickly peters

Banned for confusing Peter Piper with Peter Parker.