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Banned for breaking the clock because you think it's better to be right twice a day that wrong all the time.
Banned because after smashing the face of the clock, the pareidolia effect made the clock look like an actual face.
Banned for hulking out against clocks.
Banned for living in a clock tower.
Banned for being Scissorman's apprentice.
Banned for trying to stop time by holding clock hands in place with a rope.
Banned because hey, it was worth a try!
Banned for not trying to create a blackhole instead, in order to stop time.
Banned for trying to stop progress.
^ banned for stopping progress, altogether
Banned because today’s progess is yesteryear’s Orwellian dystopia.
Banned for progressing today's yesteryear dystopia into Orwellian because.
^ banned for not fully masticating your vegetables before swallowing them
Banned for suggesting I chew V8 Splash, which is where I get 99% of my veggie nutrients.
Banned for not disclosing where the other 1% comes from.