Banned for wanting things to be good instead of mediocre.

Banned for wanting things to be mediocre, instead of okay.

banned for banning others although you're 2 months late on your NBA fees. yes THE NBA, the national ban association!

Banned for working at the IRS.

Banned for working at the CRA.

Banned for being the only canadian to work for the IRA

Banned for being a terrorist who got Tali-banned.

Banned for getting towel-banned by wrapping a towel around yourself as a band.

Banned because the only bands I use are rubber.

Banned because you didn't use a rubber last time

Banned because it was latex.

Banned for forcing your friends to marathon the Extended Tolkien Saga in exact chronological order, starting with Rings of Power.

Banned because the one ring should have been given to Gimli.

Banned because Gimli would resist corruption, except for choosing to not destroy it. He'd secret it away while Sauron's forces continue to ravage the land, easily the worst "not turning evil" outcome possible.

^ banned, even though doing so is not worth the trouble to post it