Banned because only an A.I would have written that. No doubt.

Banned for molding Lego Ankylosaurs with hallow under-sides.

^ banned for seeking to "hallow" undersides

Banned because I literally want the polar opposite; I would rather Ankylo had a proper chin and belly!

^ banned for confusing hallowed with hollowed

Banned because I've planted mines all around my house, and my artillery is ready to fire at any incoming vehicles of said authorities. "Your system sucks!"

^ Tier One Operators silently dropped from the sky in the dead of night, breached your roof, eliminated your troops and spirited you away employing a Fulton surface-to-air recovery system... you're screwed... and banned

Banned because I've won. Seventy percent of those operators became turncoats and aimed their guns at their ex-colleagues. "Get out, now." As for my troops who were shot by those turncoats, they slowly stood and raised their guns against the now outnumbered operators. "Yikes, those non-lethal bullets will never not hurt you still. That said, let's mourn for our fallen fellow soldiers who died during this disgraceful night ambush." said one of my troops.

^ banned, because after you woke from your dream, you were in a bunk in solitary confinement in a prison far away

Banned because after you woke from your dream, it was actually you who were in a bunk in solitary confinement in a prison far away.

Banned, because your other half only exists in your dream.

Banned because that is a lie. He stole it from me!!!!1!

Banned because my other half isn't Mi Lu.

Banned because there is no spoon.

Banned because just use your hands.