Banned for ruining the surprise

Banned, because that's not *the* surprise. The real surprise is that it's you, who is going to pay for the trip.

Banned because you're trippin'.

Banned because time keeps on slippin'.

Banned because your slippers are missin'.

Banned because you looked at their feet

Banned because they didn't have a choice in the matter, they were watching a Tarantino movie.

Bnned because there's always a choice when it comes to Tarantino movies

Banned for forgetting how to spell banned.

Bnned fer acyuzin hem uv baad shpellen.

Banned for not watching tarantula movies.

Banned for watching the Black Widow movie.

I must ban you, but we can still be friends.

^ because you are my friend, I will provide a reason why J Lo should be banned, rather than ban you; and it is because his username implies that he is a cartoon racoon, not a well known singer (I am allowed to do that, as he is above me, after all.)

Banned for playing "Why Can't We Be Friends" as you enter the ring to box against the giant Russian from Rocky 4.