^ banned because you don't even know it, but you are cruising for a bruising

Banned for reminding me that there's a new pandemic where the infected have terrible hair and keep muttering non-sense like "bussin".

^ banned for being suspected of buzzin' cousin

Banned for playing a buzz saw electric guitar.

^ banned for slaying people, shredding them with that wicked scythe, brosephus

Banned for not pleasing the gods of metal with a devastating solo.

Banned because the exact moment I was thinking, "There's no KISS in Brutal Legend", there they are as a jungle tribe.

Banned for not giving a satisfactory explanation for your behavior.

Banned because sometimes there's just no need for you to explain yourself to others.

Banned because that does not explain what you did to the other half!

Banned because Mi Lu took the other half away!

Banned because Mei Ling told me Mi Lu returned it to Wu Xinxin who returned it to you. Liar liar ... i can't think of a good rhyme, but you're a liar either way!

Banned because you're fired for being a liar!

Banned, because you were hired for being a liar.

There there.. I know it's tough, but nothing good comes from being in denial.

And for le_chevalier, you're banned for ummm... Banned for no reason I guess. That's why you're also unbanned.