Banned because do not try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways. Your devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort.

Banned because Jar Jar was Darth Plagueis all along!

Banned for creating a Shyamalan style plot twist.

Banned for being a smart businessman.

Banned for not noticing in that one scene of Phantom Menace, Jar Jar is standing around the corner out of Qui-Gon's view and lip-syncing to Padme's bad advice because he's mind-controlling her to say it.

Banned for paying attention to detail.

Banned for giving a detention to detail.

Banned because I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Banned for blaming all your problems on wealth.

Banned for blaming all your problems on the deepstate.

Banned for making excuses for the deep-state's child-trafficking.

Banned because excuse me, but there's a ban on your face.

Banned for making excuses for the Manchu takeover of the Ming Dynasty, which cost over 25.000.000 lives. But i guess Mr. Bill Cooper Jr. conveniently ignores that.

Banned for interrupting my unhinged rant.

Banned for using a screwdriver to fix the hinges on your door.

Banned for drinking a screwdriver in broad daylight.