^ banned because it's tough to out-stealth a racoon, even one who doesn't know to brush with baking soda after drinking lemon juice

^ Banned because I object

Banned for not stating the reason for your objection. Let's be reasonable here guys.

Banned for expecting reason in a house of madness.

Banned for not only insulting me with this statement, but also my people.

Banned for being a snowflake, of the snowflake people.

Banned for taking an hour to realize that you needed to edit your post.

Banned because whatever happened to the artillery?

Banned for asking about his other half. He is artillery curious.

Banned for trying to provoke a new opium war.

^ banned for not indulging in your morning schnapps

Banned because i never drink Schnapps before work is done.

Banned because I'm waiting for about a month to pass by (a little less than that actually) to change my username, again. Soon after I had changed it, I realized I don't want to have the number 36 next to my name..

Banned for not living in the moment. Carpe Diem. Forget about your name for a while, get high on life (or some such stupid sentence).

Banned for sleeping while on duty. Don't you want to change what other people call you? Instead of being called DreamerKnightX, you can be SunnyKnightX! (lol)