Banned because of your opinion I had to fake my own death to avoid criticism from Queen Elizabeth.

The British Royal Family is banned from England and all their money, and you're banned for fearing them!

Banned for condemning me instead of welcoming me with open arms, shame on you Lego Dungeons and Dragons.

Banned for expecting someone to open their arms for you. You know how much energy that costs? Do you know what costs are involved these days to generate such energy? What did you ever do for them?

Banned for giving you up, letting you down, running around and deserting you.

Banned for listing too many reasons.

Banned for implying i'm listening to such terrible music and therefore have an opinion. On the contrary - "Rancid sucks (and The Clash sucked too)" is the title of a song by an actually talented band.

Banned for not telling the band's name.

In an alternate universe:

Banned for telling the band's name.

Banned for using bandcamp

Banned for what you stuck and where you stuck it in band camp.

Banned because Seth Putnam was good on The Great Southern Trendkill.

Banned for going bonkers.

Banned for watching Bonkers! on ToonDisney

Banned for conspiring against a G1 Bionicle cartoon, it could have been Transformers meets Avatar: The Last Airbender on the Lost island!

Banned for wanting Lego Drome Racers to come to GOG.

Banned because I at first thought of the lame browser game where I chose parts for my car, set it loose on a barely-animated track, and it told me how well I did afterward. Banned again for reminding me that there was a crappy console game with realistically-proportioned characters, which I learned about when a Youtuber reviewed every bad Lego game ever.

Banned for watching caddicarus
Banned because Long ago, the six nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Makuta attacked. Only Mata Nui, the Great Spirit, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and the Mask of Light was discovered by a Chronicler named Takua. And although his historical knowledge is great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Takua can save the world.