vulchor: I've seen this game on different forums and it looks fun. All you have to do is post a reason why the last person to post should be banned from the forums (in this case, myself).

The only rule is that there is to be no arguing or whining over someone else's reasons for banning you. Feel free to make jests about it, but this is not to be taken seriously.

Please keep it relatively light-hearted. Who wants to take a stab at this (me) first?