Banned for reaching into your pocket. You better not be pulling out demographic statistics. You'll find that humans commit 100% of the crime.

Banned for studying criminology.

^ banned, because you KNOW that it's gnus and that gnus ambulate on their own, and create mayhem and havoc all over the world... I say ban all gnus!

^ banned J Lo... I know that you must be a gnu

Banned because people should retain the right to bear gnus for self-defense purposes.

^ banned for not thinking that banning gnus will eliminate all of the all gnus completely and with them all the violence in the world

Banned because even if all gnus were banned there would still be kinves and sowrds so we would need the gnus to have the upper hand.

^ banned because if you seem to be winning this anti-gnu argument I will start accusing you of being all sorts of terrible things

Banned because gnu control is important and you shouldn't give up too easily on the argument.

Banned for wanting to continue arguing ad nauseam.

Banned because people deserve privacy wherever they go, because otherwise they could never go anywhere!

Banned for making me nauseous by being a libertarian who got in the way of a resolution to an important argument.

Banned for not taking medication for your nausea.

Edit:I called the doctor. He said to take two bans and call him in the morning.

Banned for getting in the way of things, again.

Edit: Banning J Lo for ninja-ing me 7 mins earlier, by making GOG load page 2084 as the "last page" rather than 2085 where their post is located.

^ banned for having you page setting on some wonky, wrong number

Banned for being in on it! Using your wizarding wand to make GOG act up on me! I knew it all along, that the old bearded dude would be in on it!

^ banned, because age is relative and I'm old relative to what?... the verruca on your mum's left hand?