banned for way too much orange juice consumption

Banned for closely monitoring albinistic's orange juice consumption.

Banned for dying of consumption.

^ banned for consuming the banned dead

Banned for banning someone older than you, register date wise. And before you ban me for banning someone older than myself (like I did to you), know that I had to for the sake of reminding everyone the importance of respect. :) Bye! *runs away somewhere far*

Banned for this exraordinarily complicated ban.

Banned for such a simple ban.

Banned for disrespecting ockham's razor.

banned cause you accidentally cut yourself with your razor sharp thoughts

Banned because you should cut InSaintMonoxide some slack, since they are still a rookie Psychonaut, and therefore may require more training to protect themselves from the censors inside their mind.

Banned for watching InSaintMonoxide and seeing double.

banned, because parallax happens

banned for making me look up parallax in the dictionary

^ banned because you don't need a dictionary when you are a "walking encyclopedia"

Banned because I started playing PC fps games after a lifetime of console gaming and I can’t get into my first playthrough Far Cry 2 on 360 because the aim feels like I have the game experience of a video game journalist. I can’t seem to play fps games on console anymore. The aim assist is either absolutely required to hit anything or so overpowering that game feels like it plays itself. I’ve never felt so impotent, except every time I’ve [redacted]