^ Banned because Taken isn't such a great movie.

Banned because that's nothing, Taken 3 is one of the sloppiest garbage-movies I've ever seen. It takes Liam over 15 cuts to jump over a fence and the highway chase plays out like an early 00's gif that you stumble across without context.

Banned for playing Tekken 3.

Banned for Tekken the piss.

^ banned because this is a bantering ban by bandana bandage-brandishing bandit bananas

^ Banned for publicly engaging in bondage.

Banned for being uptight about it.

InSaint is Banned for secretly playing bassoon in a Death Metal band where all the members besides you are zombies. BTW, have you seen these new zombies?! How fast can you run?

MightyFlotheKIng is banned for being a split second faster than me.

Banned for splitting seconds rather than hairs.

^ banned for splitting hares within seconds

This is a stick-up. Banned for being stuck-up.

Banned sneakily for getting snuck-up!

^ banned for not mentioning that I had my stick up and he was transmogrified into a gollum

Banned for watching Smeagol let himself go and doing NOTHING.

^ Banned for watching Steven Seagal let himself go and doing NOTHING!